Here is the picture I was so very worried about. Even though I’m totally giving fuck me eyes to InLove, I was hesitant to post it because though I felt very sexy in this shot, it is very much a shot of me that shows my 18-jean-1X-shirt-g-cup-hell-yes-I’ll-have-a-brownie size. My amplitude? We’ll go with that.
For the most part I own the body I have. I SHAKE WHAT MY MAMA GAVE ME, DAMMIT! But sometimes, I have the hippo, Moto Moto, from Madagascar 2 running through my head. (Give me a break, I used to be a preschool teacher.) You know the one that’s all fixated on the lady hippo’s girth, but not on anything else?
He’s all, “My God, girl, you huge.” and “You so plumpy.”
I totally am. I get it. But I’m also cute, witty, and adventurous. I have brown eyes and pretty good smile. Oh! And cute feet. I just didn’t want this photo to amplify my chubbiness to the point that no one saw anything other than that.
Anyway, enough rambling. We all know tumblr is not the blogosphere for words. It’s totally about the bewbs, right? Oh, and cats. Because cats.